Oops All Mesh

Ben and Trev set up at Ben's kitchen table for some Ramped Up Click Pitch, resulting in:

a submarine pilot hired by a hive mind of insufferable billionaires to find the most unbelievable scampi in the Mariana Trench;

a snorkel guide on the Great Barrier Reef who takes his shorts very seriously, right down to the density of the mesh;

a hotel drama where the staff are all chess pieces and the day shift is at war with the night shift;

a soulslike where every run is about keeping an insatiable elder fed.