Press 'D' to Dog

Ben and Trev dig out Fucked Up Click Pitch for the first time in a good while, where a cursed word generator hands them one baffling word each to build a game around. This week:

a goat who is thrilled to be sacrificed with a bread knife at a mountain summit;

a periodic table of vegetables, assembled via particle accelerator;

a hospital waiting room conspiracy that hinges entirely on a single nail hole;

the story of how a washed up Duck Hunt dog gets his groove back;

and more!